Practical Rules for Cursed Witches (2024)

Kayla Cottingham

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From the New York Times bestselling author of My Dearest Darkest comes a sapphic fantasy adventure about a teen witch who must complete her magical training by breaking a powerful family’s curse. But her own affliction—to never find true love—gets in the way when she falls for the girl she’s trying to save.

Magic is in Delilah Bea’s blood. Her absentee father is the world’s most famous cursebreaker, while all the women in her family are fated to never find true love. So when Delilah graduates her magical training and must complete her Calling, she has the perfect task in mind—to break the Bea family curse.

But Delilah’s Calling is hijacked by Kieran Pelumbra, a member of the wealthiest and most powerful family in the country, and breaking his curse suddenly becomes her official assignment. Every generation, a pair of Pelumbra twins are doomed, with one twin draining the other of their life and magic. Each day, Kieran grows weaker while Briar gets closer to…something monstrous.

As Delilah and the twins set out on their quest, they quickly realize that breaking the Pelumbra curse isn’t going to be simple. For one, the Pelumbra family doesn’t actually want their curse broken—and they’ve sent hunters after them to ensure they fail. Secondly…it’s Briar. There’s just something about her that gets under Delilah’s skin and makes her want to kiss the perpetually grumpy look off her face. But with time running out for the twins and Delilah’s own curse getting in the way, they may not stand a chance of finding their Happily Ever After.

    GenresFantasyYoung AdultLesbianLGBTWitchesRomanceQueer

432 pages, Hardcover

Expected publication August 27, 2024

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Kayla Cottingham

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Kayla Cottingham (she/they) is a YA author and librarian. Her first book, My Dearest Darkest, was a New York Times and Publisher's Weekly bestseller. Originally from Salt Lake City, Utah, Kayla lives in Boston where she loves to go hiking in the woods, play RPGs, and snuggle on the couch with her ridiculously large black cat, Squid.

Kayla is no longer active on Goodreads. As such, please use the contact form on her website if you have any inquiries.

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May 3, 2024

Sweet, sharp, and original - this one’s going to fly off the shelves faster than a stolen aeroplane crashing a party.

Heather Fawcett

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February 15, 2024

This gave me strong Kiki's Delivery Service vibes, crossed with a sweet, queer YA fantasy. So much fun. Official blurb:

Part cozy romance, part coming-of-age adventure (with airships!), PRACTICAL RULES FOR CURSED WITCHES is a whimsical delight. Cottingham skillfully weaves a fresh take on the found family story, anchored by the strong, immensely relatable Delilah and set against the backdrop of a Ghibli-esque fantasy world I longed to escape to. Highly recommended!

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As Delilah and the twins set out on their quest, they quickly realize that breaking the Pelumbra curse isn’t going to be simple. For one, the Pelumbra family doesn’t actually want their curse broken—and they’ve sent hunters after them to ensure they fail. Secondly…it’s Briar. There’s just something about her that gets under Delilah’s skin and makes her want to kiss the perpetually grumpy look off her face.

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new kayla cottingham and the LI is monstrous? 👀👀👀👀👀

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January 14, 2024

Hello! I’m back on Goodreads for ten minutes to give y’all my obligatory biased rating and a list of content warnings for PRACTICAL RULES FOR CURSED WITCHES (which is, notably, way more chill than my previous books—largely by virtue of it being cozy fantasy and not horror) since arcs will be going out soon! I hope you love this book as much as I do. I try not to pick favorite books but this one is definitely up there 🥰

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-Alcohol consumption by minors (all are of legal age in-universe)
-Brief gore and violence
-Child abuse (mentioned, not on page)
-Memory loss (magical, not illness-related)
-Parental abandonment
-PTSD

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"A sapphic fantasy about a teen witch who must complete her calling by breaking a powerful family's curse, but her own affliction—to never find true love—gets in the way when she falls for one of the twins she's trying to save"

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Practical Rules for Cursed Witches (2024)

FAQs

What does the hex spell mean? ›

A hex is a magic spell or charm that's meant to cause harm. A witch in a story, for example, might put a hex on a prince that turns him into a chicken. If you believe in magic, you might either fear hexes or aspire to learn how to put them on your enemies — to hex them.

What does it mean to get hexed? ›

to put an evil spell on someone or something in order to bring them bad luck and trouble: I think I've been hexed.

What is the basic definition of witchcraft? ›

Traditionally, "witchcraft" means the use of magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on others, and this remains the most common and widespread meaning. According to Encyclopedia Britannica, "Witchcraft thus defined exists more in the imagination of contemporaries than in any objective reality.

How to curse someone in Latin? ›

14 Useful Latin Profanities You Can Use To Curse At People (And Impress Them)
  1. Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts.
  2. Unitam coniurati te in foro interficiant! ...
  3. Ascendo tuum. ...
  4. Te odeo, interface te cochleare. ...
  5. Qualem mulericulam! ...
  6. Es mundus excrementi! ...
  7. Faciem durum cacantis habes. ...
  8. Futue te ipsum!
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What does hex mean 6? ›

Hexa- comes from the Greek héx, meaning “six.” The Latin for “six” is sex, source of the combining forms sex- and sexi-, which you can learn more about at our Words That Use articles for the terms.

How does hex work? ›

In hex, four digits of a binary number can be represented by a single hex digit. Dividing a binary number into 4-bit sets means that each set can have a possible value of between 0000 and 1111, allowing 16 number combinations from 0 to 15. With the base value as 16, the maximum value of a digit is 15.

What is the meaning of Hax? ›

(slang, computing) Hacks, hacking, or something done by a hacker. OMG, hax! That player just ran through a solid wall.

What does shute mean? ›

: a quick descent (as in a river) : rapid. 2. : an inclined plane, sloping channel, or passage down or through which things may pass : slide. 3. : parachute.

What does vex mean slang? ›

If someone or something vexes you, they make you feel annoyed, puzzled, and frustrated. It vexed me to think of others gossiping behind my back. Synonyms: annoy, bother, irritate, worry More Synonyms of vex. vexed adjective.

What do Wiccans believe? ›

Most wiccans believe in a horned male god and a moon goddess. The only wiccans who do not believe in both the goddess and the god are those who belong to the Dianic Wicca. They believe in the existence of only the goddess. Some wiccans believe that the god and the goddess are equal.

What is the sin of witchcraft in the Bible? ›

Deuteronomy 18:10-11 – Let no one be found among you who consigns a son or daughter to the fire, or who is an augur, a soothsayer, a diviner, a sorcerer, one who casts spells, or one who consults ghosts or familiar spirits, or one who inquires of the dead.

What is the difference between sorcery and witchcraft? ›

In principle, as we note below, a distinction can be made between witchcraft as the expression of a malign power in a person's body and sorcery as the use of a magical craft or knowledge to harm or benefit others. Especially, what is labeled witchcraft is often seen as a consuming force.

What are some examples of curses? ›

Here are some prominent curses in history.
  • King Tut's Curse (and Other 'Mummy's Curses') Hannes Magerstaedt/Getty Images. ...
  • The Curse of the Polish King's Tomb. Heritage Images/Getty Images. ...
  • The Hope Diamond Curse. ...
  • The Curse of Tippecanoe (or Tec*mseh's Curse) ...
  • The Billy Goat Curse on the Chicago Cubs.
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How to unlock an ancient curse? ›

Curses! ( 10) – Unlock the ancient curses by reading the ancient hymnal given to you by Azzanadra.

What is an example of a curse tablet? ›

A typical example reads: Solinus to the goddess Sulis Minerva. I give to your divinity and majesty [my] bathing tunic and cloak. Do not allow sleep or health to him who has done me wrong, whether man or woman or whether slave or free unless he reveals himself and brings those goods to your temple.

What does the hex stand for? ›

The hexadecimal number system is a type of number system, that has a base value equal to 16. It is also pronounced sometimes as 'hex'. Hexadecimal numbers are represented by only 16 symbols. These symbols or values are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E and F. Each digit represents a decimal value.

What is hex slang for? ›

If you say that there is a hex on someone or something, you mean that there seems to be a supernatural power causing unpleasant things to happen to them. It's almost as if there is a hex on my family. 2. transitive verb. If a person such as a witch or a wizard hexes someone, they put a hex on them.

What is the hex damage spell? ›

Hex Spell Overview

Hex is a 1st-level spell exclusive to warlocks. When casting, choose a target within range; they'll take an extra 1d6 necrotic damage on your PC's subsequent attacks. You can also choose an ability score, and the target will have disadvantage on checks made with that score for the spell's duration.

What is the hex spell in Harry Potter? ›

A hex was a type of dark charm, whose effects caused moderate suffering to the victim. As a moderate type of dark magic, hexes were slightly worse than jinxes, but were not as dark as curses.

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